They say that truth is often stranger than fiction. Over the last four years, I have travelled across the globe living in a world of sex, nudity and depravity.
I am not a player, I don’t go out with a game plan and a check list of moves to get girls. I am not that guy that is constantly hitting on everything that moves, in fact I find it incredibly attractive when a girl makes a move on me. Now that isn’t to say I am a pussy or the “nice guy” when it comes to women, I am not. I simply don’t enjoy the chase.
A good friend of mine constantly tells me that “If it wasn’t for bad luck, you would have no luck”. I can go out actively trying to not make a move on women and still end up with a story. My life seems to swing between being the average guy who manages to repeatedly get the hot girl and the alpha male king of his kingdom that is constantly being bitch slapped. I learnt a long time ago that my life was a roller coaster that I had no real control over. At the end of the day I decided to just hang on and let the memories get created.
The point of this site isn’t to champion the debaucherous lifestyle. The booze and partying has done untold damage to my body and at one point put me in hospital for internal bleeding. There is no question the sexual escapades have been fun. I have hooked up with way more girls than the average guy does or should. But for every success there was many more failures. My experiences have left me a burnt out shell of a man. Despite desires to settle down I had morphed into that guy that the girls want to fuck but wouldn’t dream of settling down with.
Now that isn’t to say I didn’t have fun. I had a fucking ball. I lived more in the last four years than in the previous 24. I have memories that will never fade. Through this book I can now share these experiences with you allowing you to experience what I did without the the physical and emotional toll.
Contained within are stories that take you through a life of successful and unsuccessful sexual escapades. Stories about excessive drinking and the aftermath. Finally it culminates in my attempt to escape the life of debauchery that I had found myself in.
So what kind of person would participate in the events contained within? Sorry to break it to those who would like to hear that I am the result of years of abuse and failure. I am a 28-year-old Australian with an education in business and have worked legitimate jobs in multiple countries in varying roles up to and including management. I had a great working class upbringing, oh and my mum is a priest. Everything I do is just having fun and actually living.
Do I hate women? Nope I love them as people, friends, housemates and lovers. For those that are offended by anything I have done or have to say all I can say is.
Bitch, if you can take a dick, you can take a joke.
Jacob Hagen
All of these stories are true; any deviation from the truth is a result of failing memory, protection of the innocent or simply that I was pretty drunk for a lot of it.
Names and the actual contents of emails, sms’s and other messages have been altered to respect the privacy of the individuals in the stories.
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